I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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