This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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