yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize