so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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