and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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