still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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