didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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