so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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