he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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