You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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