He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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