If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Even my vagina gasped.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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