Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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