I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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