this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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