I'm drive I can fine osifer
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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