Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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