Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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