Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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