im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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