definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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