these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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