He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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