Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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