reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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