Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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