doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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