don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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