I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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