Pappa wants mamma naked
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Randomize