what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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