I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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