After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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