I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
two words...techno handjob
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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