Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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