I'm going to jail i love you
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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