Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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