does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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