i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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