capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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