last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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