How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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