I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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