I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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