I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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