Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
420 ftw
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
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i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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