This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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