she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I love having hate sex.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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