Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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