In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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